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Comment preview: For >Barack Hussein Obama I get >Hussein von Rudy Giuliani *EDIT: just found a bunch more* * He's back: Korean --> English Barack Obama Bill Clinton * [Stewie Griffin](http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/I%27m_The_Greatest_Captain)?: English ....


Comment preview: Can't believe no one has mentioned the DMX interview on Obama: > Are you following the presidential race? DMX: Not at all. > You re not? You know there s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there s Hillary Clinton. DMX: His name is Barack?! &g ....


Comment preview: DMX is a 90-year-old man in a 42-year-old's body. From 2008: > XXL: Are you following the presidential race? DMX: Not at all. > XXL: You re not? You know there s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there s Hillary Clinton. DMX: His name is Bar ....


Comment preview: Just because can't politically, or won't because he used his political capital on healthcare doesn't mean he wouldn't love to try. FACT: Barack Obama opposes four of the five Supreme Court justices who affirmed an individual right to keep and bear arms. He ....


Comment preview: That reminds me of Chris Rock's bit on Obama during his first presidential campaign. Oh found the quote on [wikiquotes](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chris_Rock): "Barack Obama! A black man! With a black name! I know that ain't that black here, but in Ameri ....


Comment preview: >It's hilarious only because you don't seem to remember the Bush years * Barack Obama extended the Bush tax cuts for the rich * Barack Obama kept Guantanamo open (and opened another gulag in Afghanistan.) * Barack Obama reauthorized the Patriot Act. * B ....


Comment preview: Irrespective of his background, I think Barack Obama has been an enormous let down to a lot of people who work in the field of human rights. I think that a lot of people saw the Bush-Cheney years as marking a low-water point in modern US history, and hoped ....


Comment preview: >Barack Hussein Obama I really wish people wouldn't use his full name like this. Yes, that is his full name, but they're just using it because it reminds the reader of Arabs and Saddam Hussein. You rarely hear people say "William Jefferson Clinton", a ....


Comment preview: This is a long one and I don't think it's what we want but it's believable Barack Obama is the illuminati What's the first letter of Barack obama b Leave that, next one A Barack Obama has two eyes, his wife has 2 eyes 2+2= 4 4 / 2 = 2 2 / 2 two twos 22 2 2 ....


Comment preview: I'm an Obama supporter, so I'll do my best to address some of these points... >1) Real median household income is down $4300 since Obama took office. Not good at all, but I'm guessing the 5 million+ jobs our economy shed from January 2008 - March 2009 h ....


Comment preview: > Metapedia oh hey their article of the day is cultural marxism. >Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961), **also known as Barry Soetoro** wut. Naturally, no source. Lets google Barry Soetoro and see what happens. http://www.snopes.com/politics ....


Comment preview: People who have chosen not to be black * Neil Degrasse Tyson * Will Smith * Morgan Freeman * Chris Rock when he talks about black people * Barack Obama when being smart People who choose to be black * Chris Brown * Al Sharpton * Chris Rock when he talks ab ....


Comment preview: I wonder if Obama talks to Warren Buffett... edit: well, shit. from wikipedia: "In addition to other political contributions over the years, Buffett has formally endorsed and made campaign contributions to Barack Obama's presidential campaign. On July 2, 2 ....


Comment preview: >at least they aren't as hypocritical as Fox well, that's not a very high bar. * Erickson stated, "A while back, Glenn Beck called Barack Obama a 'racist.' Given all the terrorists, thugs, and racists Barack Obama has chosen as close personal friends ( ....


Comment preview: > The politics behind killing off the sex offenders list would be absolutely insane. I present to you a play, in two acts. Act One TIM PAWLENTY and BARACK OBAMA are standing at podiums during a DEBATE. MODERATOR: Do you support a national sex offender r ....


Comment preview: Years ago, there was a lot of speculation that Obama really wasn't born in Hawaii, but in Kenya instead. Here's why it was important and here's why the birth certificate became an issue (I'm copying and pasting from a comment I made years ago in a differe ....


Comment preview: **[60 Minutes:](http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7390540n&tag=segementExtraScroller;housing)** CBS's 60 minutes uncovered a criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice led by Barack Obama and the Justice Department - which has quashed any investigati ....


Comment preview: **UPDATED**: Barack is projected to comfortably win each of the Potomac Primaries, with on average 67% of the vote. ## D.C. ## With 89% of precincts reporting as of 10:45 EST, Barack is leading a whoping 76% to 24%. ## Virginia ## With 98% of precincts rep ....


Comment preview: Even though I'm the moderator of /r/AnybodyButHillary, I don't think it's sexist that some people want Hillary to be president because she's a woman. It's similar to Barack Obama taking the black vote, or a hypothetical immigrant politician taking the immi ....


Comment preview: To be fair, right up until he won re-election, this place was just dishing out pro-Obama propaganda, constantly. Sure, that's what the front page looks like *now*, but for almost a year it was: 1 - Obama is the greatest man to ever live. 2 - Mitt Romney is ....


Comment preview: Okay. So it's early fall 2008. I'm a month or two into college and my high school girlfriend is about a week into her college career as well. I went to a school in central NJ, she in Philadelphia. I go to visit her on her first (or second?) weekend there b ....


Comment preview: I don't mean this in a condescending way at all, but don't you think it's kind of interesting that you and so many others have not heard this? How did they trick so many people into believing the narrative that Obama ended the war, and shouldn't that give ....


Comment preview: [Barack Obama says tax rates are lowest since 1950s for CEOs, hedge fund managers . . . On balance, we rate Obama s statement Mostly True.](http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2011/jun/29/barack-obama/barack-obama-says-tax-rates-are-lowest-1 ....


Comment preview: "... Of which I am about to enter." Barack Hussein Obama let out a tiny gasp as the world suddenly collapsed into a single point. Gone was the stage which he had stood on, his feet seemed to be simultaneously firmly on the ground yet floating in mid air. H ....


Comment preview: Barack Obama looked up from the floor of the senate and we locked eyes. Then-Senator Obama had been passionately delivering a speech railing against the Central American Free Trade Agreement when he was interrupted by my grandfather. Obama stared at me inc ....