Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any.
Orson Scott

Comment preview: Damnit! Fine - #Clinton at McDonald's **Bill Clinton.....Phil Hartman** **Secret Service Agent #1.....Kevin Nealon** **Cashier.....Melanie Hutsell** **Female Customer.....Ellen Cleghorne** **Les Holmgren.....Chris Farley** **Manager.....Tom Arnold** **Coll ....


Comment preview: Let's just brainstorm ideas that would have been funnier. Off the top of my head: * Bill Clinton attempts to fillibuster day two of DNC * Bill Clinton blames long speech on lagging teleprompter--says he will be on target next time around ----- EDIT: just r ....


Comment preview: Even some that you would not expect. In 1977-78, after Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton graduated and had worked in DC for a few years, they returned to Arkansas because this was where Bill intended to start his political career. In the meantime they too ....


Comment preview: > Bill Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe, III, at Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, Arkansas. His father, William Jefferson Blythe, Jr., was a traveling salesman who died in an automobile accident three months before Bill was born. His mother, Vir ....


Comment preview: >Can you imagine an American politician taking responsibility for their actions? Yes. How about like three days ago a prominent politician took responsibility for a huge problem the country has. >President Bill Clinton on Wednesday conceded that over ....


Comment preview: Even if Bill Clinton is guilty of everything of which he has been accused in the worst way, do Bill Clinton's alleged crimes transfer onto Hillary by some kind of syllogism? I'm not Senator Clinton's biggest fan, but I don't fault her for her husband's sin ....


Comment preview: Just real quick: Are the Clintons really a political dynasty? I mean, let's look at it: Bill Clinton's biological father was a traveling salesman. His step-father was a car salesman. His mother was a nurse. His brother, Roger, was generally a screw up, and ....


Comment preview: From the article: >"In that bill, there were longer sentences. And most of these people are in prison under state law, but the federal law set a trend," Clinton said. "And that was overdone. We were wrong about that. That percentage of it, we were wrong ....


Comment preview: From what I can gather no one has explicitly accused Clinton of anything other than associating with Epstein. It is worth noting that several other high profile people, including Alan Dershowitz and Prince Andrew, son of the Queen of fucking England and fi ....


Comment preview: Hillary Clinton is pro-censorship and repeatedly has stated she wants video games treated like pornography. (Her husband is also on record saying school shootings only happen because of video games). You would need to be 18 and be carded to purchase them. ....


Comment preview: I'm from Fayetteville! Everyone who's been here for a while has Bill Clinton story. Here are my favorites: * When he was Lt. Governor he came and spoke at my mom's school. My mom didn't know that my grandpa used to play dominoes with Bill, and at the dinne ....


Comment preview: > When the Clintons were negotiating the rights of homosexuals out the door, Bernie was actively fighting for them. This is revisionist history. In 1992, Bill Clinton campaigned on allowing gays to serve openly in the military. This position was opposed ....


Comment preview: Since the other commenter gave you the incorrect and oft-repeated "Perot took votes from Bush" outline, I'll chime in with the correct take. :D Ross Perot took votes *from Bill Clinton*. Before he even got back into the race, [Clinton was polling 53% and B ....


Comment preview: No it's not name recognition. Biden's name is just as recognized. It's the *meaning* of the name. Hillary has remained a dominant force in Democratic politics over the last decade, first serving as a powerful Senator, mounting a very close and credible pre ....


Comment preview: I assume you mean Iraq? The conflict that received bipartisan support? Democrats are just as suspect for that "lie" as the Republicans. Democrats who claimed that Iraq had WMDs: * President Bill Clinton * Vice President Al Gore * Madeline Albright * Sandy ....


Comment preview: 2 years ago in at my friends house Chappaqua, NY we were drinking on her front lawn(beautiful area) when she asks if I want to see the Clinton's house (down the street). I'm drunk, it sounded like a great idea so I grabbed the 6er and took a stroll. We get ....


Comment preview: >The reason Bill Clinton signed DOMA is, quite simply, because he refused to be leader on a civil rights issue, **irrationally fearful of the ramifications of vetoing the bill** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_Marriage_Act >Initially introdu ....


Comment preview: That article reminded me of this: Four Hasidic men from New Square, Benjamin Berger, Jacob Elbaum, David Goldstein, and Kalmen Stern, created a nonexistent Jewish school to receive $30 million United States dollars in education grants, subsidies, and loans ....


Comment preview: 200K per year with no expenses. Beyond that, President Clinton immediately after leaving the White House started getting paid millions to give speeches. [He got paid half a million](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/bill-clinton-paid-500-000-speaki ....


Comment preview: >He decided to get up from his wheelchair, get on his walker, and try to walk across the receiving line. Across the receiving line at the state dinner is the World's press. They're all there; I don't know how many, tens of cameras and video cameras, eve ....


Comment preview: > It's just a matter of rolling up your sleeves and being the President. that's immensely idealistic of you! you know what clinton also did? negotiated "welfare to work" and presided over the change in glass-steagall so frequently blamed for letting ban ....


Comment preview: Not really. a 16 year old kid was what ... 8 at the time? This is all going to increase as time passes. To be honest, I've already noticed and written about this "problem" with the Internet as I get old(er). Without knowing it, I am sitting here debating t ....


Comment preview: I'm confused, I thought he was so angry about Qatar getting selected that he smashed a mirror in his hotel room when he heard the news. >Bill Clinton looked anything but happy as he strode into the Savoy Baur en Ville hotel in Zurich in December 2010. T ....


Comment preview: > You quickly realize that if you don't play to win then you will never get anything you want. By "playing to win" liberals actually mean, "Selecting game theoretical strategies that are guaranteed to lose in the long term". Take a look at the political ....


Comment preview: Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff ....