Comment preview: Two jobs fit: 1) Most embarrassing: I was a Doo-Wop-Asaurus at a pizza place. Couldn't speak, only dance and amuse kids. Worst part: still got my waiter's pay rate. $2.13/hour to dance around in a giant costume where some equally embarrassed person follo ....

Comment preview: Most embarrassing thing for me was laughing at a partner. Let me explain! He looked at me with this weird grin (I interpreted it as joking) and said, "I bet you've never seen one this big before" with that cheesy smile in this tone of voice that sounded li ....

Comment preview: Oh wow. Gosh. Maybe I just haven't had enough to have come up on a bad one yet? Oh wow. Um. Well, it's, you know, sometimes you have to do things that are embarrassing, I've had to do things that are embarrassing, and you have - the actual experience of do ....

Comment preview: I can't believe no one has suggested the (to me) obvious solution. Go to your doctor and ask them about it. Yes, it's embarrassing, but I can promise you it's not the most embarrassing thing someone's asked your doc. Also, typically if you have a weird od ....

Comment preview: 1. Our ceilings are too low to hang ourselves. If we try, the whole kubo might come down. 2. Years of eating McDo has made us resilient to most poisons. 3. We can't afford bullets man. The only thing we can afford are those round red rings with gunpowder i ....

Comment preview: Ah yes, I've experienced that. I posted a TIFU bout this a while back, but in two months tomorrow it will have been one year since this happened. On May 31st 2013, I was hit by a speeding car. I was in shock, most definitely. All I could say to the driver ....

Comment preview: I was 12 or so, had to take a dump while at a birthday party. I went into the bathroom, sat down, started pushing, and the birthday girls little brother opened the door and runs away. The door is 8 feet away, and I am mid turd extrusion . The 20 kids in ....

Comment preview: Ok I have a couple to add to this. Definitely the most embarrassing in my life was that one time my gf gave me a bj in the mall parking lot. Only it was during the busiest time of the day. And the mall was the Mall of America. And we were on a very busy le ....

Comment preview: We were on holiday in Norway (one of the most expensive places in the world). We walked past some kind of designer clothes shop that sold reindeer-skin clothes. Hats, gloves etc. We really wanted to take something like that back so had a look and were am ....

Comment preview: One of the most embarrassing thing I've ever done to my parents... Was ask for a fucking knife. I was 5? Or 6? Somewhere around there. We were out early, and stopped in at a small restaurant for breakfast. I got 2 sausages, eggs and toast... The sausages w ....

Comment preview: Throwaway FYI: I m late for the party, but this is my time to shine . This little event took place about a year ago, and it is by far the most embarrassing moment of my life. This is my ultimate larry-david moment. Anyway: I was at uni during lunch hou ....

Comment preview: I was a really shy kid. I have a brother who is quite a few years older who, like brothers do, teased me a lot. Being a shy kid in a somewhat religious family, the teasing about girls was the worst. Teased at the slightest hint of liking a girl. teasing ab ....

Comment preview: Ahhhh... Neopets was how I found my most embarrassing obsession. I started roleplaying on the chatboards, like.. like the writing-stories-thing. Sometimes I would pretend I was a wolf (oh god, I was a Lupe when it was just on Neopets, then I moved onto wol ....

Comment preview: Holy shit, I would have been mortified! Actually as I was reading this, I was thinking of my most embarrassing story. It was bad but nothing like these two. At the time I was in high school and dating this kid for a while. Our relationship lasted a good 3- ....

Comment preview: "Use birth control. Use condoms. Don't expect the guy to always have some on hand; you should have your own as well. If you have any questions or concerns we'd prefer you just ask even if it's embarrassing, or we can make an appointment to see the doctor i ....

Comment preview: Most embarrassing fat thing I've done? First and foremost it has to be breaking chairs. Most of the time when a chair breaks there are only a few people around so it's not insanely embarrassing. However during finals week of my third year in college the cr ....

Comment preview: Speaking as a customer who has been in a similar situation, her friends were probably already embarrassed. I went to a restaurant with a friend who was constantly rude to the waitstaff. She made rude remarks under her breath and quietly berated the waiter ....

Comment preview: My most embarrassing moment is due to weight loss (copied and pasted from the FB post i made about it): So recently I lost a bunch of weight. So much in fact, that none of my clothes are fitting properly. Most people would be thrilled at these results. In ....

Comment preview: Okay, so this wasn't a chronic embarrassing condition or anything, but this was my most embarrassing visit. When I was 18, I reunited with an ex and had some unprotected sex. He and I both had other sex partners during the break up and neither of us got te ....

Comment preview: My in laws tip a very strict 10-12% max. They are atheists so there's no religious sentiment involved. Last x-mas was the most embarrassing... making eye contact with our awesome, bubbly server as we left... I had no extra cash on me so I couldn't leave ....

Comment preview: Once i got blackout drunk at a party and passed out in a friend's bed. Woke up the next day semi clothed and soaking wet. Had pissed out what looked like litres of beer into their bed. Tried flipping the mattress but it was one of those cheap ass sponge on ....

Comment preview: Once when I was 7 my sister's new boyfriend called, and to my horror, thought I was her. He didn't ask or anything, so I had no idea what was going on when he started just yapping away about his day and how he saw people I don't know. I respond, "Who the h ....

Comment preview: I was at a party. I was drunk and crawled across the room to where a girl was sitting - i removed her shoes and started kissing her feet and rubbing them *on my face* telling her "if you were my girlfriend, i would treat you like a queen". her boyfriend at ....

Comment preview: This wasn't embarrassing for me, but it was for her. I was dating this girl who was a squirter and would orgasm so hard that she appeared to be having a seizure. One night we're having sex and she's on top. I was used to feeling a warm, wet liquid squirti ....

Comment preview: As an epileptic, I would like to say, Fuck you. Fuck you. Faking medical problems is literally the worst thing you can do. It wastes money, time and it's sad that you are such an attention whore. I'm in high school and I've had many seizures in class, and ....