Comment preview: On an episode of Border Security: Canadian Edition a guy had rope tied around his suitcase and was selected for extra examination. They ask him if it's his bag "Yes," cut off the rope and open it to find things he didn't declare. He immediately says it's n ....

Comment preview: She paused. I heard her breath catch. Then she cackled "That's absolutely corny." "It's true!" "Wait. You're telling me you came back to save me. From yourself. so your *great* plan was to contact me, years before we were ever going to meet?" Laughing thro ....

Comment preview: I was right! Man that was so much fun, I just watched Kurt and this format looks like a great one. With all the teams I think this will be one of the best UHCs yet. I'm pumped! Recapness **Kurt (DOOKE)** *Current Winning Team* Stop number one is Kurt, and ....

Comment preview: My name is Peter Newhouse, and I am simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest man in the world. See, there s one of me, and almost a thousand of *them.* Beautiful, graceful, *bountiful* women! Blondes, brunettes, redheads. Some had these brilliant blue an ....

Comment preview: I remember waking up in her room. Under her blankets but she wasn't there. I remember thinking that I must have gotten drunk somehow (my job requires sobriety). "Shit" Shes supposed to my best friend. Or at least that was the lie I constructed in order to ....